The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
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