i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
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