He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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