3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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