just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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