Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
