Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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