Who did Billy Mays play for?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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