I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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