Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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