this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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