He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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