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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I fill condoms, not promises.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
