ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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