I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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