Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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