After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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