Having a random hookup so left but love u
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Please, let me fuck your mom
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
