Dual....:-)
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm jealous of your bromance
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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