West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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