White coat. Heels.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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