So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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