Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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