He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
im on a boat
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