Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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