PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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