Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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