Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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