JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
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