Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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