I'm gonna have a badass scar
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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