Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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