Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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