I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
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