I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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