I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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