I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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