don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
God, you're like boner-b-gone
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
