Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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