Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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