Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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