The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Hippo gnu deer
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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