i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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