So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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