Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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