if i died would you start the facebook group?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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