Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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