Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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