She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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