My balls are so social today.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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