My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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