he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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